Come and join me down in the shallow end,
It’s the location that I love the best,
Full of eco-virgins and newbies,
And you don’t need a green buoyancy vest.
~
There’s always a soul there to help you,
They’ll encourage you to ‘do that bit more’,
They’ll not judge you by the size,
Of the CCs that you drive,
And yer photovoltaics won’t grip them in awe.
~
There’s less politics down in the shallow end,
Tis the deep end where you’ll hear them all bleat,
Judgemental and purist,
Doing more harm than good,
I wish we banged the green drum to the same beat.
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Trouble is, there ‘are’ clouds on the horizon,
Talk of Peak Oil’s become quite common place,
But the next bloke to tell me,
To turn off me lights,
Might just get a fierce glare in the face.
